“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
boys have such nice voices like i just want a boy to follow me around all day and talk to me so i can listen to his voice
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.